ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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