were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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