so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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