Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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