we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My liver just had a heart attack.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
