Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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