He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
