apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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