I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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