What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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