Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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