actually, I'm a sock model
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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