and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
