Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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