Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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