He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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