This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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