I just saw a hot homeless man
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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