This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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