sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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