how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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