So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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