i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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