That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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