a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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