some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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