So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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