nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
