What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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