Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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