Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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