I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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