What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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