You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
