I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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