Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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