When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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