Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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