You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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