I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
