It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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