You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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