My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
