i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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