She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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