Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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