it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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