okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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