I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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