i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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